Things you might hear around our house
If you come over to our house, you might hear one of the following phrases:
1) “Put your pants on before you eat breakfast.”
2) “Do you WANT your teeth to fall out?”
3) “The cats aren’t bugging you. They love you. THEY LOVE YOU.”
4) “Don’t eat that. No, really, don’t eat that. I can’t believe you just ate that.”
5) “Yes, you do too have to put your pants on.”
Yes, I noticed there are two pants-related entries in this list. Which is both illuminating and embarrassing.
