Redheadmama » Harley-Approved http://redheadmama.com New and improved via the power of Grayskull Fri, 10 Jun 2011 20:13:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 What’s wrong with this picture? http://redheadmama.com/2010/06/04/whats-wrong-with-this-picture/ http://redheadmama.com/2010/06/04/whats-wrong-with-this-picture/#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:27:50 +0000 Wendy http://redheadmama.com/?p=785 Oregon Report 042

See that nice big bed? Filled with fluffy goodness? Right there next to the window? WITH A CAT ON IT??????

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Harley sees it too. And he is quietly ENRAGED.

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(He’s hiding his head a little so you don’t see him cry. He’s embarrassed.)

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Is Snugs feeling any remorse over this egregious takeover of The Dog’s Bed? No. He’s taking a nap.

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I’m sorry, Harley. Perhaps if you weren’t, I don’t know, such a GIANT MUSHBAG OF DOGGY FLUBBERWUBBERNESS, this wouldn’t have happened.

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Aw, crap, I made him cry again.

]]> http://redheadmama.com/2010/06/04/whats-wrong-with-this-picture/feed/ 3 The true story of a man and his dog http://redheadmama.com/2010/06/02/the-true-story-of-a-man-and-his-dog/ http://redheadmama.com/2010/06/02/the-true-story-of-a-man-and-his-dog/#comments Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:31:54 +0000 Wendy http://redheadmama.com/?p=773 So Harley is our dog. He basically is a big ball of fluffy love nubbins, and while we all love him and he loves us, he has some Very Special Feelings for Dean, aka MAH SPECIAL LOVE MAN WHO IS MY LOVE AND I LOVE HIM AND HE IS MY MASTER. AND I LOVE HIM.

Shall I show you some photographic evidence of this forbidden love? Oh yes, I shall.

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Let me hold you in my arms, my love. My only, true, furry love. Your godawful doggy stink makes me so happy and at the same time I want to say “WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?”

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Maybe we should kiss. Just you know. To break the tension.

You want me to put my tongue in your ear? Should I? Shall I be that daring? OH YES I SHALL.

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Snugs is shocked and appalled at the lack of decorum contained in this post, and would like you all to know that he is a upright citizen merely standing up for truth in a HOUSE FULL OF WANTON BEHAVIOR. And please, he would like to go back to checking his Facebook without all the tongue in the ear business. Okay?

P.S. After these pictures were taken, things went a little wonky, and now Harley is giving Dean the side-eye and acting nervous. Let’s just leave it at that.

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No, don’t give me that puppy look with those big brown eyes. I’m mad at you. Yes, I AM. Why did you wake me up at 2 AM to go to the potty, when I took you out at 11 PM to go and you wouldn’t go? Why 2 AM? I am mad at you. No, don’t snuggle with me. Don’t rub your head on my leg and give me sweet little looks. It’s not working.

And YOU! Cat!

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What’s with the puking on the floor this morning? Why did you have to do that? No, don’t come over here and purr at me. Don’t do that. No, I do NOT want you on my lap licking my hand. I am very angry with you both. You bad widdle sweethearts you.

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